ppl in your neighborhood - tech edition

While watching Sesame Street vids on Youtube with the kids the other morning, I realized something: even though I can remember the People in Your Neighbourhood skit from the time when I was a little kid watching Sesame Street on an 11" black-and-white TV, I've never seen any kind of computer-related job on it. I got to thinking how it'd play out if it included some of the folks in my virtual neighbourhood.

( Cut for horrible poetry... )