TiL: bar outing edition

[shadowspar]

...wow! Big learning experience during tonight's evening festivities. If someone wants to hit on me, here are two good ways to get our interaction off to the worst possible start:

1. be completely shitfaced drunk; and
2. offer me a drink by offering to give me an actual beverage that is already in your possession. (Your intentions may be completely aboveboard, but I have no idea where that drink's been or what might be in it.)

*boggle*

Comments

[synecdochic]

Sometimes I despair of people, really I do!

I hereby promise that if I hit on you, I will be completely sober ;)

[shadowspar]

Awww, thank you! I'd appreciate that! ;)

[pinesandmaples]

It's like they stole a page from my playbook. ::dramatic sigh:: And here I was thinking I stood a chance with a hunk like you! ::swoon::

(Seriously, though. That's the stuff good stories are made of. Keep that story in your back pocket. And never hit on other people that way.)

[shadowspar]

lololol, that's like the anti-you, m'dear. When I met you in person, I specifically being given tasty beers and told to take them home to enjoy them. ;)

<3

[libskrat]

That just ain't right.

But you knew that. Of which I am glad.