...conveniently summed up in this single video created by EA!
I imagine the conversation went something like this...
- Dudebro 1: Hey, we've got this woman in Red Alert who's tough as nails, sarcastic as hell, and kicks a lot of ass. How are we going to expand on her character in Red Alert 2?
- Dudebro 2: She's not very hot. Let's sex her up!
- Dudebro 1: What a great idea!
- Dudebro 3: You know what would be even more awesome? In Red Alert 3, we should have her played by Jenny fuckin' McCarthy!
(The Crown rests. FFS.)
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