As someone who has been drinking with you before at the bar I, for one, was easily able to control myself from punching you in the face. And yeah, sure, you are cute enough to punch in the face but reasonable people know how to control themselves.

Likewise, as someone who has been drinking in her room with a certain (awesome) woman before I, for one, was easily able control myself from assaulting her. And yeah, sure, she's cute but reasonable people know how to control themselves.

Nicely done pondering, sir.