Everything you ever needed to know about dudebro characterization

...conveniently summed up in this single video created by EA!

I imagine the conversation went something like this...

• Dudebro 1: Hey, we've got this woman in Red Alert who's tough as nails, sarcastic as hell, and kicks a lot of ass. How are we going to expand on her character in Red Alert 2?
• Dudebro 2: She's not very hot. Let's sex her up!
• Dudebro 1: What a great idea!
• Dudebro 3: You know what would be even more awesome? In Red Alert 3, we should have her played by Jenny fuckin' McCarthy!

(The Crown rests. FFS.)