Penguicon 5.0 con report novella

All right -- here's my long-awaited post-con wrapup. I was worried that I was going to be the last person in the known universe to finish a Penguicon 5.0 con report, but twoofdtm, in her benevolence, has kindly refrained from posting her Saturday and Sunday writeups so as not to hurt my feelings. *poke* *poke* =)

(Between the length of the text, starting a new job, taking a week-long trip down south, and the other sundry pressures of life, I suppose it's no wonder it took so long, but still.)

( It came from Penguicon 5.0... )