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Sunday, October 27th, 2013 04:12! Big learning experience during tonight's evening festivities. If someone wants to hit on me, here are two good ways to get our interaction off to the worst possible start:
  1. be completely shitfaced drunk; and
  2. offer me a drink by offering to give me an actual beverage that is already in your possession. (Your intentions may be completely aboveboard, but I have no idea where that drink's been or what might be in it.)

Sunday, October 27th, 2013 09:36 (UTC)
Sometimes I despair of people, really I do!

I hereby promise that if I hit on you, I will be completely sober ;)
Monday, October 28th, 2013 00:54 (UTC)
It's like they stole a page from my playbook. ::dramatic sigh:: And here I was thinking I stood a chance with a hunk like you! ::swoon::

(Seriously, though. That's the stuff good stories are made of. Keep that story in your back pocket. And never hit on other people that way.)
Tuesday, October 29th, 2013 01:34 (UTC)
That just ain't right.

But you knew that. Of which I am glad.